overeducated and underemployed

negative space cheney

I think this picture implies the Veep has a void, an emptiness inside, that requires filling.

Or, that no one wants to sit near him.

one would think

...That five years of unnecessary and costly war would wear on a man. To that, I'd simply say: You don't know Cheney.

the top ten cheneys of 2007

Happy New Year! Here's to Cheney going out in '08 with a smirk and a bang.

10. Don't go breakin' my heart, Cheney!

9. Patron of the arts Cheney

8. Words will never hurt me Cheney

7. Flossing does a Cheney good Cheney

6. Catchin' flies Cheney

5. Look within Cheney

4. Total eclipse of the Cheney

3. Funny, he never asks for a second cup of coffee at home, Cheney

2. There's no extinguishing Cheney's fire

1. You sunk my battleship Cheney

c his name is cheney

After losing a friend in a tragic car accident, Cheney goes all introspective and black box-y on America's ass.

apparently he puts the dick in dick cheney

So...umm...it's my birthday. And like any other newly 28-year-old girl, I was on the internet, innocently giving myself the gift of Cheney, when this happened:

I have (clearly) searched for quite a lot of Cheney in my time, but  this is the first time I have ever encountered such a warning. Has something changed?

did you guys catch it with your pinhole cameras?

Apparently I just missed a rare Partial Eclipse of the Cheney! If you look closely, you can just spot him outside Bush's Penumbra*.

* awaiting a more scientific person who can explain to me how incorrectly I have crafted this already tenuous analogy.

this begs the question

Would  a Cheney by any other name smell as sweet?

It's a question that Cheney himself has little tolerance for, as you can see here, but I put it to you regardless.

ladies and gentlemen, the white house plastics

These three maintain one nasty burn book.

long time no cheney

Everyone's got their best pose. Maybe it's a half-smile, or a coy right-cheek. Maybe it's taking the picture from a slightly higher angle or even from below, for that whole impression of power thing.

From this photo, it's clear to me what Cheney's best look is:

Teeth. Only the bottom ones, baby. 

you're telling me this is decaf?