There are a few overwhelming themes we're picking up from the indie types at Sundance during their mandatory film portrait sessions:
1. "We love each other."
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Even to a group of Park City first graders who had agreed to the indignity of being festooned in Dr. Seuss hats, this seemed like oversell.
The Fanning sisters were both given a "time out" today when arguments over who got to rock the pink parka and Ugg boot look on Main Street escalated into fisticuffs.
The comprimise decision, that Dakota would be allowed an additional accessory in order to differentiate herself from the young upstart Elle, pleased some sisters more than others.
1. Wrap yourself in a dominatrix's shower curtain and cradle it like the baby you'll never have with Justin Timberlake.
2. Hold that crystal tear drop of dubious honor right under your eye, symbolically reminding America of all the heartbreak you have suffered and sobbed over in the past year.
3. Pick it up high, exhibiting the ease with which you can do so, and tilt it back ever-so-slightly, so as to alert certain better-award-encumbered cast members that you can and will throw this thing at their bitchy attention-stealing heads should the situation call for it.
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You know, I've read that this is exactly how they made Judy Garland look younger in The Wizard of Oz.
Of course, I'm pretty sure the strap went under her blue gingham, making Jennifer Connelly's homage here just a little bizarre.
Seriously. Who is this person?
I mean, sure, people made fun of her before. But it was because they cared. She was like...America's slow little sister. But now? Dear god, she's got the warmth of a porcelain doll. She's deader in the eyes than Eugena. Even worse, she might be more effed up than Jessica. And that's hard. Because Jessica actually tried to date John "your body is a puking wonderland" Mayer and failed.
Joking aside, how sad is it to see a perfectly attractive young woman do this to herself?
An American actress, working on a horror film, is exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, one that locks a person in a powerful rage before claiming their wardrobe...
...and spreading to another victim.
It never forgives. It never forgets.
Well well. Speak of the Mischa.
You with me, L.A.?
How do you make this dress look like a good idea?
