overeducated and underemployed

well, crap.

WaMu, eh?

If I hear it's because Uncle Billy lost the deposits, I'm making a run on that bitch.

simple ways to spice up your life, based on recent television viewing

Say "I love you" just after a person is out of earshot.

Get pregnant.

Slam a door on someone after hitting them with an angry zinger, then put your back against the door and slide down it to a seated position on the floor, sobbing.

Consistently refer to the father of a friend's son as "Him" or "He," like just the thought of their name offends you.

Stock up on candles and see if your city officials can arrange a blackout.

Kidnap someone.

Offer your opinion on anything and everything. Loudly.

Fire your mother from the CEO position you gave her at your super-successful clothing company. When she reminds you that she's part-owner of the company, stick your fingers in your ears and tell her to back off. Look around your flagship store (in small-town North Carolina) with a sense of contentment, allowing a masked ninja to break in and mug you. Tell your friends that your bruises, including two black eyes and literal handprint-shaped arm wounds, are the result of having fallen down some stairs. Get a gun. Practice shooting, a lot. Look both simultaneously strong and determined and victimized and full of self-pity. Shoot some more.

the real reason i am having palin "issues"

The bar's been set pretty darned high.

It says bored, but not so bored I won't cut you. Really, some of his best work -- and at such a late date! Inspiring, no?

things you might not know about skip, vol. 2

He loves to do this:

Which reminds me of this:

fuck yeah

I mean, seriously. Right?

(BTW, I have been in such a rage about Sarah Palin these last few weeks that I am a complete junkie for this election all of a sudden. I'm wishing I could gather my thoughts about the Republican's vice presidential candidate coherently, but she's such a trap for feminists -- clearly, anti-woman in every way, and yet clearly a woman, and someone I want to make sure I am judging fairly, directly, and without opening myself to any complaints of "sexism," however unfounded they may be. Also, sidebar -- people who are like "she's hot!" calling ME sexist? Please. Anyways, Gloria Steinem said it best...feminism isn't about getting one woman a job. It's about what's best for all women. And with the McPalin stance on equal pay for equal work, reproductive rights (starting with birth control), etc...it's clear which ticket that is.

I guess I just kind of talked about Palin. Huh. More gathered thoughts TK? We shall see. Until then, ooh, look, video!)

"it's like a bad disney movie"

I actually think it'd be an AMAZING Disney movie (the Mighty Ducks get behind America's hockey mom and take down the terrorists with the Flying V), but otherwise, Damon's on to something, no?