1. ...using the elevator to get to my second floor cubicle.
While one can get into the stairwell on the bottom floor, one cannot get out on any subsequent level. Taking the stairs = trapped in them.
2. ...exclusively buying ice cream, Hot Pockets (that's on the Solomonster) and Haribo peach gummies at the grocery store last night.
It was a name brand Trader Joe's supplement trip!
So! Hopefully my fellow Disney cable net employees who use the 2-11 elevator bank and the super judgey guy in a fisherman's hat buying two big boys of High Life at the Ralph's read this blog. Because after this, I think coworkers and drunk fisherman will be much more impressed with me than previously. And that is of the utmost importance to me.