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Witnessed, at Beacon: A woman who, at the end of her meal, dug measuring tape out of her purse, checked her waist and then complained to her waiter that he had served her food so delicious that she had gained an inch.
It was an act so insane that it almost erased from my memory the earlier overheard conversation at the table next to me, wherein another woman told her date she loved acting because it "brought her closer to the human experience."
Britney Spears was just on How I Met Your Mother, and I didn't have to care.
I think that's this cloud's most silvery lining yet.
(But, since I'm here and talking about it: she wasn't bad. Kinda cute and sweet. Mainly, she didn't scream "stunt casting to ensure our season three pickup!" quite as loudly as I had feared she might)
...That five years of unnecessary and costly war would wear on a man. To that, I'd simply say: You don't know Cheney.
SO... Duke has limped to the end of the season, got an undeserved 2 seed, and is at great risk to not make it out of the tourney's first weekend. I'm totally not bummed about it though, and it's all due to this bizarro shit that ESPN did with the ACC tournament package. Please, enjoy, and hope along with me that no one got fired for this:
"He was busy breeding ravens."
Thankfully, the brilliant work of look-alike Jeffrey Weissman and the cunning use of already-shot footage allowed Crispin to pursue such ventures.
*We were watching Back to the Future II at his insistence. And, as it must always be said when Back to the Future II is referenced, "The Doc's aliiiive!!! He's in the Old West....but he's ALIIIVE!!!"
