what does your elevator tell you?

Mine, though it can only take me a maximum of  8 floors, tells me all kinds of exciting facts! This week alone I have learned:

1. The technical name for egg whites is "albumen." The elevator suggests you ask your waitress for an alubumen-only omelette next time you are at Denny's at 3am.

2. Psychologists have diagnosed Anakin Skywalker with borderline personality disorder. I always called it crybaby disease, so this was very helpful of elevator to tell me.

3. Dolphins have different accents. I have nothing smart-ass to say about that, it's just plain awesome. Seriously.

Comments

[Johnny Awesome]

I don't take elevators anymore. They're always proving how much smarter they are than me now. I remember the days when they were only stronger than me. Someday elevators will rule the world, unless Cheney takes them all out. He maybe the only man that can, but he'll need help. May I suggest Steve Guttenberg? That's an action movie team if I've ever heard of one. Screw Gibson and Glover, it's Cheney and Guttenberg from here on out.

[Assistant/Atlas]

Wait, I just read this post like three times and I still can't figure it out. Your elevator tells you stuff? Um...one of us must be very high. Could be me, though.