revisiting star magazine's normal or not feature
I posted about this awhile back to little (or no, if we're being technical) response. One would think I might have learned a lesson from that, and in fact, I did...it's just not the lesson you likely hoped for. You see, I learned that the reason other people were not as passionate about the logic behind a leading gossip magazine's weekly judgement of celebrities as I had hoped they would be was because they weren't involved. They weren't interacting with the issue at hand. I didn't provide them with the visual aids and games necessary to engage them in this (soon-to-be-recognized-as) thrilling topic.
Also, their commitment to journalistic integrity was much weaker than my own.
As a result, I present to you a quiz based on Star's "Are they NORMAL or NOT?" column. Click on the names listed to see Star's exemplary picture of said celebrity (apologies for the sad scanning job, you may have to use the zoom). Decide whether that person appears normal or not based on your definitions of those words and understanding of the rules of relativity that likely govern Star's feature. After you have come to your conclusions, move on to the next page for answers. Lastly, report what your score was in the comments section.
It is your democratic duty. And, it should kill about ten minutes of work.
NORMAL? or NOT?
1. Uma Thurman
2. Jude Law
Feel confident in your choices? Prepare yourself for...
STAR'S ANSWERS (REACHED USING A HERETOFORE UNDEFINED LOGIC)
1. Uma Thurman
2 .Jude Law
What? I... What the fuck?
Posted by: Burdorff | March 28, 2007 at 07:43 AM
Click, decide, score, comment. I'm afraid you went straight to the last step.
Posted by: employeemegan | March 28, 2007 at 08:00 AM
I got 2 wrong. I think playing with your kids is totally normal and I think that Jude Law is not normal anyway.
Posted by: Donut | March 28, 2007 at 08:34 AM
1/5. PLaying with your kids while showing off your pecs to the photogs isn't normal? Bullshit. And the only way Mischa avoids a "Not!" is by showing the accompanying pic of her purging ten minutes later.
Posted by: Meagan1278 | March 28, 2007 at 08:45 AM
If David Boreanaz showing off his pecs isn't normal, than neither am I. And I'm with you Donut- besides the Jude Law factor, what's normal about being "bundled" up in some bathrobey thing?
It's the weirdest thing, the normal or not, I swear.
Posted by: employeemegan | March 28, 2007 at 09:15 AM
I will have nightmares of Boreanaz's creepy looking child for the rest of this week.
Posted by: stop okay go | March 28, 2007 at 07:46 PM
I might have squashed him a bit in the resizing...
Posted by: employeemegan | March 28, 2007 at 07:52 PM
charlize face is beautiful
Posted by: callard | October 05, 2007 at 03:37 AM