stay single
If you hadn't noticed, I am a girl (nay, a woman!) and as such, often require affirmation from my husband. To illustrate: just last night I asked the Solomonster to explain precisely how much he loves me. He dutifully answered, "a lot". Being well-aware that he loves me "a lot", I clarified the question. "No, like...what would you do for me?" He considered this for a moment and told me, "I love you so much, if I were driving home from work and decided to go to the Jack-in-the-Box drive-through*, I would call you up to see if you wanted anything and spot you the cash for it. At least for a few days." Which prompted in reponse, from me, "I love YOU so much that if I was on a talk-show for some reason and was asked who my inspirations are, I would name a bunch of people who aren't you, BUT...I would ask you to be in the guest audience."
*for the record, neither the Solomonster nor I would ever go to the Jack-in-the-Box drive-through. It's gross.
Very funny, but you're wrong about Jack in the Box. Where else can you get a breakfast sandwich at 11:30pm in about five minutes?
Posted by: Burdorff | March 16, 2007 at 10:15 PM