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Because Ari Emanuel is never wrong, I submit the following casting suggestions for the inevitable upcoming feature films: The Old Man I Shot Was Me (Metaphorically Speaking): The Dick Cheney Story and How Condi Got Her Groove Back.
Isn't it comforting to know that even with an uncharacteristically vulnerable expression, Cheney still looks 68% like Cheney? Also, feel free to add your own potential-but-unlikely Bush administration musical chairs movie title below.