the top ten cheneys of 2006

Yes, I know that the ball has dropped, that the time for 2006-related lists has come and gone. And yet I humbly submit that these, the year's moments in Cheney, are gifts better received late rather than never.

10. Collar-poppin' Cheney



9. Nothing I know brings on the glow like sweet applause Cheney



8. We can build Cheney better, faster, stronger



7. What the fuck do you mean, my lesbian daughter is pregnant, that's unpossible, Cheney



6. I meant, I'm so proud and happy, look at my sweet Grandpa face, Cheney



5. Nobody knows the trouble Cheney's seen



4. Mum's the Cheney



3. Gee, democracy is swell, Cheney



2. Has no need for showy nicknames like "The Big Unit", Cheney



1. When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come, with your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun Cheney



Happy New Year! May 2007 be your Cheneyist yet.

Comments

[Paul]

Collar-poppin' Cheney was way too far down on the list. He's like an old, fat James Dean. It's the photo all the newspapers will use when he dies.