a model veep

As Cheney surveyed the decks of his first model aircraft carrier, the USS Fuck Everyone, he couldn't help but think that all the hours sitting in his undisclosed location, shunning society, fingers covered in craft glue, had been worth it.

Now, if he could just figure out how to get the damned thing into the glass bottle...

Comments

[dave]

the closest anyone in the adminstration has come to actual combat...

[Jonathan Versen]

I imagine he'll have halliburton or raytheon construct the bottle;

bill: 1 25 foot bottle: 500.00
contingency fee: 5,000.00
cost to calculate contingency fee: 555,500.45
addition fee: 5,000,000,000.55
comma insertion for big numbers fee: 50,555,555,555.37

I don't know what the total is because apparently the gov't hasn't paid the addition fee yet. Something about being bankrupt, or needing to divert funds for legal expenses...

well, that, and I'm not good at math.