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Who was it on the American Idol staff that decided to lock one of the exit doors from the audition room? That person deserves an immediate promotion. That last little assualt on a person's dignity, a person who has already sung/danced/juggled/looked poorly on national television and been reamed by even Jewel... it's the exact brand of ingenius cruelty that earns a person a place at Fox for life. And frankly, it was just about the only interesting thing that happened on Minneapolis day.

By the way, did they always spend 2 hours on one city? Or have they just created yet another way to stretch out the broadcast time of the "best rated show since the Friends finale!!1"?

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[Paul]

They spent two hours on Minneapolis because that's where awesome was born, and therefore it's the place where most awesome people come from.