who edits star magazine's normal or not feature?*

I can't seem to make rhyme or reason out of it. This week: Eva Longoria eating a hotdog = not! Last week: Eva Longoria shopping with her personal stylist = normal! All right, so not what I'd expect, but perhaps we're supposed to be judging if they're normal for a star? In which case, yeah, eating is out of the question, having a professional shopping buddy is par for the course. And yet they say that Jennifer Garner juggling her baby and groceries and a cell phone = normal! Huh. What's that about?

*yes, I realize this is Star we're talking about, and I a) shouldn't be reading it and b) shouldn't be worrying about it if I am. Ah well. Such is my life.