work it girl
You know how Eugena almost got sent home on Top Model this week, despite being far more sane than Monique, because, in the immortal words of Tyra (circa cycle one), she just doesn't allow her emotions to penetrate the picture?
Well, let it never be said that Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't penetrate the shit out of a picture.
The condescension and contempt Cheney serves here is so fierce, it's like I'm the subject of his ire. I suspect that upon viewing this gem, the ANTM judging panel would sing a poorly improvised gospel tune while Twiggy looked on in her awkward whiteness. Yes sir. It's "pretty-ugly" at its best, and that is what couture is all about. Someone call noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker.
God what I wouldn't pay to see Cheney on ANTM! Him and Monique would have been at each other's throats! Cheney would have beat her ass with the phone when she stayed on it for two hours. I think Tyra would find his pictures fierce. Definitely after the makeover episode. Give Cheney a weave and he would work it. Besides, if Tyra finds those twins model material Cheney is far closer to supermodel material then most give him credit for.
Posted by: Randy | October 06, 2006 at 05:23 PM