evening clips: i was totally in arizona and i'm tired now so sue me edition

- While the Tigers and Cards roast Kenny Rogers, Carlos Delgado gives Mets fans a moral victory. Hooray! World Series are for bad people!

- Rush Limbaugh: DOUCHE!

- None of our tabloid stars quite live up to the U.K.'s Jordan. Or her "gargantuan breasticles".

- Please Britney. Please say you named your son Sutton, and not Jayden. Sutton is awful and pretentious, but Jayden? Jayden is a tranny.

- If you live on the west coast it's not too late to decide to watch Veronica Mars tonight! Here, let me tantalize you with some Logan/Veronica/Keith action that makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.