summer's most important endorsements

I know you're all looking to me for insight on the Big Brother All Stars vote. Look no further. Here's how I'd rank the people I'd like to see back in Julie Chen's house of horrors, and the few who I absolutely, postively, couldn't take for another minute. Go, make haste and enact my will. Mwahaha.

IN (FINGERS CROSSED)
Danielle- too smart to be left out
Howie- too funny to be left out.
Will- Best reality tv star ever. No arguing.
James- Like Will Jr., plus the King of the veto.
Janelle- Bye bye bitches!
Monica- It's on.
Nakomis- related to Cowboy, and somehow not made any lamer for it
Erika- Maybe she can sneak Jack in with her luggage?

MAYBE, BUT THEY BETTER WISE UP
Kaysar- Supposedly a great game player, I have yet to see it. It was foolish to go after James last year and trusting Jennifer was obviously even worse.
Marcellas- Use the Power of Veto no matter what!
Ivette- Pick better people to align with.
Jase- A villain, but goofy. And minus three horsemen. (phew).
Diane- Don't fall in love.
Mike Boogie- Ditto

EH, WHATEVER
Chicken George- no one from Season 1 should be an All-Star. He seems sweet, but I stand by that assertion
Dana- Voted out second= All-star?
Bunky- Hairy. Likeable. Otherwise? Eh.
Lisa- She won already, but without all the ridiculous charm of Will.

DEAR GOD, NO
Alison- She got her second chance on the Amazing Race, where she was, if possible, even more annoying
Cowboy- I know we're supposed to love this guy, but he is the worst player ever, and surprisingly full of himself, all things considered.

Comments

[Solomonster]

I actually want Alison in. I think this new crew would eat her alive, and that would be fun TV.

Agree on Cowboy. Dude SUCKS!

Any combo of people will do, though, as long as Will and Janelle make it in.