afternoon clips: sometimes it's still new to us edition

- Coop's haunting of The O.C. (which I imagine to be a lot like the pool-soaked spook that Brooke put on Billy so long ago) has begun. Next? Julie's halter-dress wardrobe is mysteriously tossed aside, lawn-chair style.

- It seems that Britney's hair and makeup people have been safely returned to her. Sadly, her wardrobe stylist is still missing.

- OandU regretfully says an "indefinite" (fingers crossed, impermanent?) goodbye to the rockingest ladies ever.

- Rob Schneider passed out at a women's prison today due to heat and bad craft services. Unfortunately, during the collapse, he hallucinated a new film idea in which he plays a hapless dork whose perspective is forever changed when he must woo Jenna from Survivor while inconveniently turning into household appliances without notice.

- All future Employee of the Month swag to be hereby branded: As Seen in Defamer!