an open postscript to josh schwartz, from the corpse of marissa cooper

Seriously? I ask you for a better life, and you give me...death?! If I were animate, I would throw a pool chair at you, Schwartz. Sweet Jesus, I don't care how difficult that twig Mischa was on set, I AM the O.C., bitch. Nothing awesome happens without my say so. No drugs, no psychos, no fires, relapses or lies. And if you think Caitlin is going to fill these pointy flats, you've got another thing coming. That girl has more confidence and common sense than I ever did, she won't make enough bad choices to carry a runner.

UGH!!! Schwartz! Not only did I die, but Volchuk is responsible? Volchuk, the bastard child of the worst plotline ever? And then, as though we didn't get enough of it the first time around, my flashback-filled demise was set to Hallelujah? A non-Jeff Buckley Hallelujah? WTF!?

This sucks. Unless I come back in a coma or as a ghost next season, consider this an official end to our friendship. Cooper women hold grudges, Schwartz. You should know that.

Comments

[BEN]

i cant belive they fired mischa barton, those bastards will pay. i hate them so much GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ryan]

mischa wanted to leave to start a movie carreer

so stop bitching

[Sarah]

Umm settle down guys...mischa wanted to die so she could start a new career...it was her choice and if you're still going to be bitching maybe you should learn how to spell volchok correctly!! That might help...well anyway the oc was much better with mischa in it!! But if she wanted to quit what could we do?

[Julia]

I cant belive they fired mischa barton,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,