Long ago, Johnny Awesome and I had a chat about Bon Jovi. Essentially, I saw him, he went acoustic, my face was completely and utterly unrocked. Months later, alarming photographs surfaced that made me rethink my acoustic-induced frustration:face-rocking wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
Never one to allow an issue to go unresolved, I received a tip from Johnny today. I am happy to report to all (who have surely been poised, edge of seat, awaiting word of this one): the rocking of one's face by Bon Jovi is not only unpleasant, it is a crime. Please. Do not panic. Simply turn your ironic hair band attentions to a safer source. Perhaps Poison, or Warrant?