my right eye
Tense. Tingly. Constantly watering. Causing weirdo sinus pain into my ear. Completely unpeggable. Is it allergies on top of my cold? Why are these normal symptoms abnormally limited in locale? And why has my body decided to make my first day back to real work in nearly two weeks just that extra bit of unbearable?
Please, let a brilliant eye doctor with incredibly intuitive diagnostic skills happen upon my site. WebMD's answers are unsatisfying, and my hypochondriac imagination is riding a little too high on this wave of tears pouring down my right cheek...

you circled your left eye
Posted by: Chauncey | January 04, 2006 at 06:22 AM
HAHA! No wonder everything is going wrong!
Posted by: employeemegan | January 04, 2006 at 07:50 AM
All right, we're back to an undoctored pic (to match my undoctored eye). Thanks Chaunce! Though you didn't stop the watering...
Posted by: employeemegan | January 04, 2006 at 08:08 AM
Conjunctivitis is going around, hope it isn't that. My aunt had a twitchy eye and she had a tumor in her head. I really hope it isn't that.
Posted by: Donut | January 04, 2006 at 02:55 PM
It's not a tumor.
Posted by: Kindergarten Cop | January 04, 2006 at 03:53 PM
Day 2 of eyewatch has proven much more promising. Only slight watering and tension. Phew.
Posted by: employeemegan | January 04, 2006 at 04:26 PM