bitches, please
Jack Bauer will figure out how he feels about you romantically sometime during hour 25, all right? He doesn't have time now to figure out if he's staying at CTU, heading to the desert, or simply faking a fake death in order to fake return and totally fake out his many many enemies. Chill.
In the meantime, learn more about your beloved here. For example, did you know that "If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice"?
oh my god! i totally want to have sex with that picture of Jack Bauer!
Posted by: K-Na | January 31, 2006 at 03:58 PM
I don't blame you, but be careful K-Na... "Jack Bauer does not pull out. The girl must know when to push away or else its her problem."
Posted by: employee megan | January 31, 2006 at 04:01 PM
And Jack Bauer can double team a girl... by himself.
Posted by: MWillyB | January 31, 2006 at 05:14 PM