There is something far far worse than a group of glorified strippers singing about their raw freakiness. And that something is Fergie promising to "get get get you love drunk off her humps" and, I shit you not, her "lovely lady lumps".
Lovely lady lumps? Is that a sexy phrase in any way? It sounds like something that would have come from Sam's boob-grabbing grandmother in Sixteen Candles. Honestly, I'm not sure if I've ever heard anything more ridiculous in my life. Do they laugh themselves off the stage while performing this one?