occam's razor at the teen choice awards

In the world of baffling celebrity couture, we find that the simplest explanations are always the best. For example:

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant.

Hilary Duff has crapped her pants.

Kimberly Caldwell has gone back in time 20 years to become a lesbian nurse.

Amanda Bynes is starring in Annie!

Gwen Stefani has joined a gang.

Comments

[Myron]

Have you read about the A&F T&K shirts? Ugh.

http://www.la.com/clotheshoarse/index.php?p=1145

I'm not gay, I was trolling clotheshoarse for research. Really gay research. I disagree with them anyway, your pal's t-shirt designs are awesome.

[Solomonster]

I'm no student of philosophy, but this might be the first times that "Hilary Duff" and "Occam's Razor" have been mentioned in the same breath...

[paul]

It's a good thing Amanda Bynes didn't go back in time 20 years to become a lesbian nurse, because then she'd be a fetus lesbian nurse. And I find it really annoying when fetuses do that.

[employee megan]

You think fetuses who are into the same sex thing and answer to "stat!" are annoying? I'd go with precocious.

[showboat]

That Gwen Stefani. She's America's favorite 35 year-old teenager! I totally bet she can be made assistant manager of Hot Topic in like six months. Holla back!