i'm right on top of that rose

McDonald's is looking for a designer to create new high-fashion uniforms.

Might I suggest the fabulous Sue Ellen Crandell? Her GAW line of saucy nurse and clown dog uniforms is runway (and restaurant) ready. Sure, you're going to have to get by a slick David Duchovny to hire her, but in the end, trust me, her expertise in taking regular issue uniforms and making them pretty much the same (only a lot brighter!) is really going to pay off.

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[Mwillyb]

Oh and don't forget her inspiring pothead teens to take up the fine arts of cooking to make their own damn cheetos.