pomp and cheneystance

Cheney delivers graduation tidings to Auburn University students. The text of his speech? Something to the effect of  "blah blah real world blahity blah privatize social security dumdeedumm health insurance is for pussies ladeeblah I'm gonna fuck you (and your sister, Debra)."

Still, I doubt any of those Alabamians were listening. Cheney makes one distractingly dreamy scholar, obvs.

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[Assistant/Atlas]

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Much love, Atlas