i said lady
The Solomonster and I bought a car this weekend. I think we're still in shock. It has yet to be taken to Glendale (for a real good meal), but it's only a matter of time. I mean, come on, this baby's warrantied for 10 years, we can go wherever.
I wish that was our house behind it. P.S. Beware dealer financing departments. Yikes, scavengers of human misery!!
Posted by: Solomonster | May 23, 2005 at 09:59 AM
Fun fact: Back when Beck & Winona Ryder were dating, I heard a story that Beck used that line "Lady, step inside my Hyundai" on her and it worked. Obviously it'd only work for Beck-- I don't think Winona Ryder would get inside just anyone's Hyundai. No matter how much she needed money.
Posted by: Assistant/Atlas | May 23, 2005 at 12:34 PM
I'm surprised you could still afford to buy a car after the wallet-fucking we all took at Zip Fusion. Did you end up selling Wade into erotic servitude?
Posted by: showboat | May 23, 2005 at 12:44 PM
Yes Wade is now in what can only be described as the second mortgage phase of erotic servitude, seeing as he has already been sold, as you recall. Oh, and more on Zip Fusion after I receive all the boobcriminating photos...
And, as to Atlas's remark, I'd like to think she'd get inside my Hyundai. After which we'd talk about all Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael.
Posted by: employee megan | May 23, 2005 at 01:11 PM
Seriously, what male celebrity has NOT dated Winona Ryder? I think only Peter Graves and the dude who played Skippy on FAMILY TIES are the last two remaining to take the Winona whirl...
Posted by: Solomonster | May 23, 2005 at 01:41 PM