the decline of western civilization

As protectors and passionate followers of all things Cheney, we here at OandU possess a reverence for the Veep we daresay few share. But still, we would hope that even his worst detractors would have the good sense and courtesy to not compare him to a pregnant duck. If anything, because the man does not waddle. Or quack.

Please see below for clarification:

                                DUCK                                                        DICK   

We think you'll find that the differences between the two are eminently clear.

Thank you in advance for ceasing to support this comparison, as well as any other indecorous wordsmithery yet to be perpetrated upon the Cheney.

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Comments

[paul]

"He had been briefed on the duck and he stopped to pay a visit."

Oh man, that's comedy gold.