morning clips: britney and the boosh edition

- One Tree Hill's Sophia the Boosh speaks out against all the Britney/K-Fed naysayers. Maybe on her show's triumphant return tomorrow, we'll see her give young lovers Nathan and Hales that same kind of support?

- Speaking of everyone's favorite married couple: "Come visit us at The Hard Rock y'all, that's where we make babies."

- Wait. You're telling me Clay Aiken was bullied in school?

- Conclave of Cardinals called upon to "shun modern trends", which seems awfully redundant to this erstwhile Catholic.

- What if this whole Ashton-Demi relationship was simply the most elaborate Punk'd ever, and at their puported Vegas wedding, Bruce Willis and the kids yelled "gotcha!" during the whole speak now bit?

- Does anyone else get the feeling that this writer has never actually seen Arrested Development?