important lessons about lesbianism, as learned from the oc

1. Liking women instantly liberates you of the need for chest support. 

2. Perhaps, it is because on a related note, lesbian breasts become teat-like in shape?

3. There is no need for stemware in a lesbian relationship. Beer bottles will suffice, and you should leave them precisely where you finish them.

4. Teenagers shouldn't become lesbians unless they're ready to tackle adult responsibilites, such as paying the rent on beach front apartments in Newport.

5. Lesbian relationships progress much faster. One minute they can be holding hands in a club, and the next they are like tired old married folks, staying in and renting movies.

6. Being a lesbian is a lot like being a housewife. Aside from the obvious girl-loving, it comes with the added duties of laundry, dusting, and suffering through interminable boredom.