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March 01, 2005

breaking news from my couch, last night

Bo Bice wins Alabamian Idol 1976 Competition!

Jenn Schefft totally sucks it!

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I spent 3 hours watching this crap to find out that they're "just going to be friends?!?" The BACHELOR franchise is dead to me.

This is example #1 of why you shouldn't televise romances. At the very least, you can only cast simplistic">http://abc.go.com/primetime/wedding/">simplistic people. Most people have relationships that are realistic and complicated. That's bad TV.

P.S.

Dear Bo Bice,

You are God. Thank you for bringing "Whipping Post" to network television for the first time since 1977, if ever.

While undoubtedly America's 13 year old girls will
soon vote you out in favor of that blonde fucker who had a tracheotomy as a kid, let it be known that, at the very least, by bringing Gregg Allman back into the national consciousness, you have done our country a great service.

Sincerely,
The Solomonster

P.S. Constantine blows! You have more rock in your left nut than that kid has in his whole body. Seriously.

You had to work that in. Pshaw.

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