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Behold! The crimes of the Mischa!
Doubting that she will ever win an Oscar herself, Mischa opts to merely dress like one on Hollywood's biggest night. And look! She's forced her sister to cart her around, playing the role of proud/flabberghasted Mischoscar winner, all while sporting the tragic doily-look Mischa would have worn, had it not become necessary for her to be swathed in gold.
In addition to wearing the same dress, Mischa and Oscar weigh in at the same whopping 8lbs.
Posted by: K-Na | February 28, 2005 at 12:22 PM
ZING! The score is Nawabi - 1, Barton - 0. Well, played, k'na.
Posted by: showboat | February 28, 2005 at 01:56 PM
I'd just like to say that Mischa Barton isn't an 8 pound statuette, she's one of the finest actors of her generation. Suck on it, Nawabi.
Posted by: Sean Penn | February 28, 2005 at 01:58 PM