if you have tivo*

Please, save last night's OC and rewatch it for the pure insanity of its scoring. Ray-gun noises at Zach's entrance? Ducks quacking under Seth's awkwardness? I get that they're pitching a comic book, and that's wacky, but they haven't entered an intergalactic menagerie.

Then, since you're there anyways, why not relive the best line reading ever, as Caleb exclaims, "Ju-Ju! We are going to play some Mad-Libs!" as though he was very suddenly French. Ooh! Or the Marissa "jeans, tucked into boots, with a toga over them" outfit. I mean, nothing says I'm ready for my awkward first time lesbian makeout session like the single most unflattering ensemble ever.

But whatever you do, do not revisit the moment of Sanford's infidelity. Those glorious brows can mask a million faults, but I cannot tolerate his betrayal of Kirsten. I mean, she's already skeletal. And a drunk. This might put her in the grave.

*if you don't, then I suggest you enter into some kind of hypnotic state in order to return to wherever you were when these OC moments took place.

Comments

[K-Na]

Okay, I am seriously mad at the OC. I understand it is a drama but WHY GOD WHY mess with the best picture of marriage they have on that show. They took the one humane person in Newport and made him do something very VERY stupid. Sandy, your eyebrows have disappointed me.