got candy in my heels tonight babies!
How boring was last night's Center Stage-ian American Idol episode? A whole hour of contestants walking in, sitting on a chair before the panel, hearing their fates...I was hoping Jaclyn Crum would at least bust out with a speech about being a featured player in Cooper Nielson's company, while pirouetting sassily to Canned Heat in a proud "you can't defeat me, Simon!" moment. You let me down Miss Crum.
Now that I've milked everything I can out of a reference maybe 4 people will get, who are our favorites of the remaining 24? The Solomonster has an inexplicable love for 29 year old rocker Bo Bice (no, not Constantine, the other one). I'm cheering for Anwar, Mario, and yes, even a little for crazy teenager Mikalah...more than anything because I am wondering how Barbara Streisand possessed the body of a 17 year old Nevadan. How about y'all?
Constantine sucks! Long live Bo Bice! Half Eddie Vedder. Half Gregg Allman. And a look rivaling Billy Crudup's Stillwater. Straight out the ATL... cancel the show... he's already won! Forget Constantine and his NYC prog-rock, Strokes wannabe bullshit. Red State America is craving the sweet soulful voice of Mr. Bice. "Sweet-potato-pie-and-I-shut-my-mouth" indeed!
(Actually just read that he lists "Matchbox 20" as his favorite male artist. So correction: Bo Bice sucks. Sorry for the confusion.)
Posted by: Solomonster | February 17, 2005 at 01:16 PM
I get it! I LOVE it. Very funny. The one who was like the anorexic girl who was the best ballerina but didn't want to DANCE! quit AI last week. "Just because I'm good at it, doesn't mean it makes me happy."
ha
I am rooting for Constantine. He's cute. Shallow. I admit.
Posted by: Tara | February 17, 2005 at 01:46 PM
I'm rooting for "Sling Blade" Scott Savol and I can't tell if I love or hate Mikalah. She's amusing but not in a genuine way.
I should be all for Nadia Turner as this is her 3rd attempt at Reality TV music career stardom but I can't. Because that is nothing to cheer for.
Posted by: Jason | February 17, 2005 at 03:48 PM
Bo is fuckin awsome. He's got talent and he's atractive. Oh and unlike that constantine guy, he doesn't look like he's the lost member of creed. I think Bo should make it through to the very end. Yay for Bo!
Posted by: Grace | February 22, 2005 at 12:03 PM
I am so taking back what I said. down with Constantine! Go BO!!!
Posted by: | February 22, 2005 at 12:16 PM
I really will miss Constantine. He didn't have the best voice, but he brought a certain something to the show. He is a great entertainer. He should of at least made it to the top 3. I am rooting for Bo to win. constantine, will make it even though he got voted off.
Posted by: Monica | April 27, 2005 at 09:57 PM