finally, no oscars whatsoever

It's the end of the day, and we have cleansed ourselves of Hollywood's yearly self-congratulatory-star-fest at last. Time to turn our attention to the world's real "stars." Take, for example, our Vice President, one Mister Richard Cheney:

Look at him work this red carpet lined with adoring teenaged fans! He's a statesman and a stud, a puppet-master and a pin-up, a hard-hearted-halliburton-helper and a heartthrob...swoon!

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[rod]

Dick is nominated for best supporting actor in a dramatic role: The Haliburton Heartthrob

Rod
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