afternoon clips: vice president kilroy edition
- "Russell Crowe has taken a swipe at George Clooney, Harrison Ford and Robert de Niro for appearing in TV ads". Don't feel bad guys, at least the swipe was verbal. And I think the answer to any future attacks is merely a well-placed "30 Odd Feet of Grunts."
- I don't really keep up on my Weekly World News, but after a tip from The Swass Report... I'm there.
- Prince Charles to finally stop living in sin. Cheeky bastard.
- Oh Cojo. You don't want to piss off Katie Couric like this.
- Exciting new developments in the "death-by-sherry-enema" case.

-Not surprised. Russell Crowe is a whiny douchebag.
-BEST CHENEY PICTURE EVER! I heard he's on the Garth Brooks Juice Diet, by the way.
-I thought he was dead...or made of wax.
-Also made of wax.
-Can't comment on this. I'm in the middle of my strawberry-banana-smoothie-enema. Ah that's nice...
Posted by: K-Na | February 10, 2005 at 03:53 PM
Police in Lake Jackson, Texas, 40 miles south of Houston, said there was evidence that Mr. Warner had received two large bottles of sherry.
But what is the evidence that he "received" the two large bottles? Oh never mind. We probably don't want to know.
Great story, thanks.
Rod
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Posted by: Rod | February 11, 2005 at 09:45 AM