seeing stars with chino chang!

Today's Edition: Groggy Gilmore

Early yesterday morning the office was abuzz about the possibility that Adam Sandler was in the building. Of course, being the sleuth that I am, I immediately took to the task of tracking down our favorite SNL alum. After a thorough search, and no sign of Sandler, I had given up and retreated back to my office. As I walked to the elevator, suddenly, there he was! In all his glory, there was Wheelchair Bound Adam Sandler. He was so obviously anesthesized (the slurred speech and unnecessary giggling clued me in). I have to say, I was more entertained by 2 minutes in the elevator with WBAS than I've been by the last 3 years of lucid Sandler movies.

It's been a slow month for star gazing, but don't fret. Tonight I am off to Park City, UT for some wining, dining, and Sundancing. I'm sure to come back with a story or two, provided that I'm not kidnapped and "forced" into Mormancy and a life of polygamy, baby making, and goat farming.

Comments

[mwillyb]

someone should inform chino chang that mr. and mrs. solomonster won't be in park city for another week yet.

he will surely be disappointed when instead of jiggling solomonster belly all he will be able to watch is striking independant films that no one else in america gets to see yet.

and we all know there is more chance of lint in the belly button.