morning clips: pre-pubescent pole-dancing edition
- Prince Harry invited to visit Auschwitz. Meanwhile, royal reps insist that "he's just trying to lead a normal life," and I have to agree. The proletariat loves nazi costumes! There were at least 6 different nazis at my normal-people halloween party this year, it was truly an embarassment of riches.
- "Well-Intentioned"? Just say it sucks, no one wants the pity review.
- Official Cedars-Sinai policy: patients who are rich and famous outrank those who are merely rich, especially in childbirth.
- Even permissive San Franciscans don't want their middle schoolers getting a head start on a lucrative career in exotic dance. Well, maybe. They're going to talk it out first, you know, commission a study or two.
- Everyone, please, feel sorry for Oliver Stone. As a country we have destroyed his confidence and forced him to live a fabulous life of ease in France. For shame, naysaying Americans.
Why didnt my parents complain when the school encouraged me to do what I wanted to be happy. Hollywood is just like stripping. You degrade yourself for what feels like singles, your legs are tired from being up all day, and if you really want to get ahead you've got to give some head.
Posted by: MWillyB | January 14, 2005 at 01:12 PM
All right, I get it. How many times must I apologize for my Patch Adams/Dr. Josef Mengele costume?
"Don't you see? You treat the disease, you win or lose. You treat the patient, you win, mein fuhrer."
Posted by: showboat | January 14, 2005 at 03:27 PM