afternoon clips: that's how i beat shaq edition

- Sorry Nick, but creamed spinach in Jessica Simpson's lap is funny.

- How did halfwit Aaron Carter escape my ingenius accidental mattress tossing at Pompano Beach ploy!?!

- Believe it or not, beautiful yet irksome new mothers and old hawkish curmudgeons can do business with one another. Yay, America!

- Alls I know is it couldn't have been Rove. He's too good, and he's got that deal with Satan.

- This collaboration may be our salvation. Or it very well could hasten our demise. The fate of the world hangs on one poorly penned letter, written on scratch and sniff Sanrio stationary.

- Apparently Brad Grey was the glue that held their rich, gorgeous, successful selves together.