the only year end list that matters...

OandU's Top Ten Cheneys of 2004:

10. Bored Out of His Mind With Your Petty Concerns Cheney

9. Pretty Pretty Princess Cheney

8. Cheney Has a Sense of Humor. And it's really creepy.

7. Cheney Doesn't Trust You, and is Probably Hiding in Your Bushes (no pun intended)

6. This is Your Cheney on Drugs

5. Barely Containing His Contempt For You Cheney

4. Cheney in Love

3. Camel Toe Cheney

2. The Famous Cheney Endowment

1. The Cheney That Launched a Thousand Ships

Wait, there's more! We're offering you a bonus Cheney to bring you luck in the New Year:

Yes, Cheney knows he has confetti on his gleaming white forehead. What's it to ya?

Phew. There you have it ladies and gents. 2004, the year in Cheneys. Here's to an angry, awkward, and unpleasant genitalia highlighting 2005!