seeing stars with chino chang, vol. 2!!

In this latest episode I bring you more celebrity news that you've always wanted to know, but never really needed to know.

First, who brings you The Best Damn Sports shows and has had the (dis)pleasure of knowing Roseanne's insides, inside and out? Why Tom Arnold, duh. We all know this is the Solomonster's favorite celebrity and possible back-up fiancee in case Megan changes her mind. I spotted him waiting for a film screening to begin and let us all hope and pray that it is NOT starring him.

OMG! HELP! There is a ghastly pale ghost skeleton attacking me in the parking garage! No, wait, that's just Nicole Kidman. I was exiting the elevator when she began walking my way. She was being chauffeured around in a silver Toyota Prius. Nice to see she is being environmentally responsible. And since she is a human/insect hybrid it seems only natural. I wasn't surprised when my sources confirmed that she was rude to the office staff. I bet the Amazonian parrots will feel the same way when she has their clay licks imported to provide her with the sustenance she is lacking due to her ongoing war against food.

Lastly, and most excitedly, I crossed paths with Valerie Harper! Growing up, I remember watching the show Valerie religiously. But then they had to go and kill her off and change the show to The Hogan Family. Imagine being replaced by Sandi Duncan? I mean, she's cool and all, but forever synonymous with Peter Pan, glass eyes, and Wheat Thins. I have to say that Valerie was looking great and she was very friendly. You go, Rhoda!!!