reason number 259 oandu is childless

Apparently, you have to bring children to the bathroom with you in public places. And sometimes you have more than one child, so while you're in a stall with the youngest (who is wailing, "just give me some PRIVACY!!!"), the middle one is pulling on the paper towel rack and making weird grunting noises, and the oldest is sighing and asking for patience from her siblings in the most disdainfully mature voice she can muster. Somehow, during this madness, you're supposed to pee.

Are you kidding me?

[ed. note: this is all hypothetical of course. not a scene i witnessed in the women's bathroom at macy's just an hour ago.]