no big hair!

Sure, we could talk about last night's OC. About Sandy's quickly returning eyebrows (yes!), Julie Cooper's ass-grazing whorishness, Lindsay's infuriating smart-girl shtick, and of course, the Bait Shop's Peach Pitty squareness. But how, when we are so entirely horrified and awed by the second appearance of this?

Now, I may not be the fashion queen of The OC, but I've been to my share of indie shows, and this is not normal. Is it meant to highlight her roots and forehead while pulling back her face even further for that not-anywhere-near-17 look? If not, then is there some kind of practical purpose to landscaping one's head into a roller coaster? Is she storing things with that tress barrel? I must know.

And Mischa, you owe this girl some lip gloss. If it weren't for her captivatingly bad hair, I might have to wonder about your turn of the century street urchin get up, complete with giant green bow. Shine your shoes, gov'na?