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October 27, 2004

morning clips: a pirate's life for me

- Joe Simpson assures doubters that daughter Ashlee's credibility and hymen are intact. Oh no wait, that was Jessica's angle. Just her credibility then.

- U2 finds a way to make the iPod slightly less hip. I'm hoping this will bring prices down to Megan-level. Say, five bucks?

- Gilmore Girls, proving that reading is sexy.

-Keith Richards, the cited inspiration for Johnny Depp's bumbling slightly gay Capt. Jack Sparrow, will play the character's dad in the film's sequel.

-Brittany Murphy "apologizes" for insulting Ashton Kutcher's manhood, diabolically reminding all that Lil' Kutch leaves something to be desired.

- Meet your new Amazing Racers!

- Okay. I don't mean to be like, snippy girl here. But there's no way a mere 20 pounds takes teeny tiny you're worried about her arm sockets in Chicago Renee Zellwegger all the way up to a size 14. Just no way.

October 26, 2004

tick tick

The O.C. premiere countdown continues. The number 9 reason OandU is amped about the return of The OC:

9. New Trends! Our wifebeaters are threadbare and our pointy flats all bent and scuffed.

10. Because our North Shore viewing parties never really took off.

monster mash

Even as my own halloween costume debate rages on, I am confronted with another difficult devil's eve decision: What should Dick Cheney go as? Keenly aware of my formidable knowledge of the Veep's persona and umm, physical form, his people sent me his final choices. Personally, I love them both, so I leave it to you all to decide Cheney's holiday fate:

and you can never quarantine the past

we need secretsReally great review of the Crooked Rain Crooked Rain (LA's Desert Origins) re-issue. Some of my fave bits:

"...Pavement was on another trip. They liked to make fun of rock iconography, but they were smart enough to avoid offering an alternative. You never really knew where Pavement stood on anything, which kept an air of mystery and made their music malleable..."
"...Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain has been called one of the great California albums, but unlike most records slapped with that label, it avoids dreams and nightmares and focuses on the banal. This is a suburban California album, and since suburbs are exactly the same from Sacto to Levittown, it's an album to which all suburban kids can relate..."
"...When I finally bought S&E, my first thought was, all right, sweet, some of these songs are as good as the ones on Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain. There's no question that S&E is a fantastic record, but to me, parts of it sound like Pavement wearing a costume. Listen to the brilliant "Summer Babe" and know that Malkmus loves Lou Reed, but East Coast cool ultimately isn't his style. On Crooked Rain, Pavement became a band, opened up (as much as they ever could, anyway), and sounded like themselves: smart, funny, confident, West Coast, suburban..."

When I look back and realize that I discovered what would become (and what still is) my favorite band in the world as a fourteen year old (California suburban) high school freshman through this album, I can't help but get all nostalgic. I mean, first, to have been brought in by KROQ of all places, through the "Cut Your Hair" single and the slot it subsequently won them on that year's Weenie Roast, that just seems like incredible luck. And then to remember sitting in the local Blockbuster Music, back when those existed, at the listening station (because those people let you listen to anything in the store, opened or not), and testing the whole album out...it seems like forever ago but this music is still so important to me. It sent me off in the direction I've been in ever since, and it brought me to the things that have really laid the groundwork for who I am, musically.

I guess what I'm saying is...man, this is some good shit. And Pitchfork, I guess you're forgiven for your totally lame Ted Leo review.

October 25, 2004

cheney-mania, sweeping the nation

From 60 Minutes:

What is Stewart's most-savored moment of the campaign so far?

"Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair," says Stewart.

"So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'"

From Slate:

I sit down to eat. Dining nearby is a young girl who looks to be about 6 years old; she gazes at my shirt with a look so forlorn, I expect to learn that Dick Cheney just stole her crayons.

afternoon clips: young love, blocked toilets, and other frightening things

- Are Seth and Summer getting married? Did he propose from the sea?

- The Decemberists new LP gets a title and release date: Picaresque, and March 22. I'll let you sort out which is which.

- Just another reason for the word shit to apply to Lenny Kravitz.

- The Grudge pulls in 40 million, continues to entice me despite my intense fear of, well, scary things.

- I hope Ben Affleck said half of these things.

the newest reason to love josh schwartz

why did trask have to go? he didn't like journey. or seger.Any way you want it, that's the way you need it, any way you want it!

I could watch football all week if it meant a fist-pumping, smile-inducing commerical-time blend of Journey and The O.C.

Only 10 days till the kids of Newport return...Ooh! Perfect segue into a countdown list. Starting...now. The number 10 reason OandU is amped about the return of The OC:

Because our North Shore viewing parties never really took off.

October 22, 2004

afternoon clips: somebody's gotta feel this edition

-Pam Anderson has never seen a small penis...hold on though, okay, she has seen one. Recently. Hmmm.

-Jack Nicholson wooes women, brings them home and then turns them on by eating entire apple pies. Is that how that works?

- Come on now, Pitchfork. Lighten up. Embrace the positive. Ted can shebooyeah all he wants, there's a whole lotta effing walking to be done, you know?

- Swoon! Chad Mike organizes a charity football game with the cast of Tree Hill. If you're in Wilmington this weekend, go wince at him.

- Mark Burnett's night of Animal Pain.

umm...i...wha?

Excuse the stammering, but what is this?


I don't know who Julieta Venegas is, but umm...hi. Congrats on winning all of those vagina-like tongue things.

more on the costume front

Please, take a gander at the number one costume listed on this site's "patriotism" list. A little depressing, no?

And, ummm...how does this one work? It's freaking me out:
missing man costume

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