america's secret weapon

Stan Collymore (who?) becomes the second person to quit British show The Farm thanks to Vanilla Ice.

Don't get me wrong, I understand the feeling. Heck, if I could go back and quit my whole sixth grade year because of Vanilla, I would. But you have to recognize and respect the incredible power of annoyance the man seems to have over foreigners. That's why I say send Vanilla Ice to Iraq. The insurgents will quit before tolerating any further chatter or bathroom hogging from one Rob Van Winkle.