True sons and daughters in our pride of Campbell Hall indeed. As everyone must know by now, Mary-Kate Olsen has officially accepted her bad sister status and entered into rehab for anorexia. Now, I'm not one to make cracks about rehab or illness, but this situation is a bit of deja vu for me, considering it was just 10 years ago that I sat at said private institution, plaid skirt and all, and listened to a certain not-fully-recovered sitcom star relay the importance of nourishment to an auditorium of students. (This is a lesson, by the way, that I find is best learned from television actors, or cavemen.)
So, I guess where I'm going with this is, can the class of 2007 look forward to a fresh-off a Lifetime Movie set Mary Kate speech? Will the Olsens bring their hard learned life-lessons to Chapel? You know, to make up for all the metal detectors and paparazzi they brought to graduation?