this is just like when i got engaged

People magazine gets first rights to Britney's lunacy, is set to publish delusion filled interview with the pop-star in it's next issue. Some choice quotes from the newly engaged Spears:

"That thing was a total ugh. I was not in love at all." (on her brief time with Costanza).

"I plan to meet his daughter. I love little ones. I think the situation is good." (on her hubby-to-be's current and future children, and their angry embittered mother)

"I'm not pregnant. (But) I definitely want to have some kids. I see myself with four or five. We're starting with a dog. I just got a Maltese named Lacy." (on the rumors of her pregnancy, and, of course, her love of "little ones")