did i mention the pleasure chest?
Halle Berry recommends single women frequent their nearest sex shop, specifically, Hollywood's "Pleasure Chest". Quoth Miss Berry (if you're nasty): "Make regular visits to the Pleasure Chest!" and "You can't forget your sexuality - that's not good. You can still embrace your body by going to the gym or going to the Pleasure Chest!"
The questions are as follows: How much did the Pleasure Chest (requisite "!") pay her for this ringing endorsement? Has Halle enjoyed breaking down doors so much that she's decided to turn her talents to the underserved naughty girls of the world? And finally, is this revelation simply a ploy to get people to her oversexed and underinteresting new film Catwoman?
[ed. note: completely fabricated answer key- enough, maybe, yes.]

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