food? what a novel idea!

What fancy thoughts does Miss Sarah Mc have today...?

I have learned so much since watching the O.C., my life has been forever changed. One of the most important things I have learned is that girls should never, ever, absolutely not, ever, eat. When I was growing up in a land very very far away from that which is the O.C., my parents raised me on something called "food". They would put this "food" into my "mouth", whereby it would travel to my "stomach" while being converted into "energy" which then allowed me to "live". Yes, my parents were cruel beings, always forcing on me "meats" and "vegetables", which I would unknowingly put into my body and continue my days full of energy none the wiser. I shouldn't blame my parents too much though, they didn't know that one day I would live in a land where "eating"="vomiting", and most girls wear the clothes they once dressed their Barbie’s in. All I know is that I grew up never knowing the joys of chopping vegetables with my pelvic bones, or using my elbows as lethal weapons for slashing and slicing like freshly sharpened knives. Sometimes, in my weakest moments, I wonder if Marissa ever ponders what it might be like to use her teeth for something other than glinting the light in a perfectly poised shot, or if Summer ever questioned why the only utensil she ever used was a straw all the while those pesky crows circling her, but then I shake my head, smile and say "Oh Sarah, what are you thinking you crazy gal!".

It must be all that damn "food" that's got me so "thinky". Hopefully by next weeks episode I'll be too weak to type and my body will have turned on itself, in true O.C. style. Ah, one can only hope...