could an employee suffer a worse fate?

I cannot browse, scan, read, nor surf the internet without causing computer-wide catastrophe. My day, it is ruined. Ruined! Thankfully I've got the aide of 10 other employees to keep this showboat a-runnin'. As we speak, K-Na is crafting Snatchelor news, filled with pretty paint drawings of Jesse making out with every blonde ever. Hottt. Stay tuned.